Wen Wen Wen $WWW World Wide Wen

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WWW = World Wide Wen. Somewhere in 1998 a beige PC dialed in to load the pump. It is still dialing. The bar reached 98% and decided that was a good place to live.

The progress bar started loading sometime in the 90s and never asked to be finished. The modem still squeals on schedule. Nobody has pressed cancel, because nobody has ever found the button.

Every question gets the same answer. Price? wen. Chart? wen. Done yet? Still loading.

=== CAST.DAT ===

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  Wen95 The beige desktop. Cracked CRT smile, permanently mid-boot, optimistic since 1998.
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  Diallie The coiled modem cable. Squeals every time someone asks wen. Knows everyone's business. Office gossip.
• 98%
  The Loading Bar Stuck at 98%. Narrates this site in status updates. Has never seen 100 and does not intend to.

=== HOW TO USE THIS PC ===

Type in C:\WEN. Mash F5. Press Connect with the speaker on. Ask Diallie. Drag the windows around. Leave it alone for a minute. KSSHHHKKK.